Visions of the Future *insert cheesy music here*

Got some 'enlightenment' today, dunno if it was from starting at the ceiling lights for too long or too much tea in my system. Anywho, here we go.

You know how everyone is jumping on the 'world's gonna end in 2012, shriek shriek, scream scream' thing? I'm jumping on it although firstly, the world ain't gonna blow up... my deadline is up to 2018, not 2012.

2/3 of the world's population will go 'pop' due to lack of food (whichever govenment came up with the 'let's convert foodstuff into fuel even though our people are starving, we'd get more money that way!). I wanna laugh at those asshats when the money they've saved up isn't even enough to last them a week 'cause by that time food prices would've gone into the troposphere.

Let's not forget those chemical / seed companies that tell farmers, that their 'genetically modified' seeds will only yield 1 crop and you'll have to keep buying fertilizer and more seeds from us. Outcome of this?

1. Farmers gets screwed & can't survive.
2. Kill themselves due to soaring debts or drop the profession.
3. We all have less food produced.

Bird Flu mutation, you all saw that coming a mile away huh? Tell that to the wise asses, high up in their corporate companies.

Oh yes, how can we forget the hellstorm brewing in the Middle East? Conflicts between Israel and Iran... Outcome? Either we get a Nuclear tennis match or the so-called 'Nuclear energy for good' will be spread far and wide. As they say, spread the love... and nuclear radiation...

Thank you for tuning in. This is your quackpot host, signing off.

*Disclaimer* Whoever reads this the wrong way or what-not, deal with it... It's an analysis of things to come but some random dude, sane or not sane.