Visions of the Future *insert cheesy music here*

Got some 'enlightenment' today, dunno if it was from starting at the ceiling lights for too long or too much tea in my system. Anywho, here we go.

You know how everyone is jumping on the 'world's gonna end in 2012, shriek shriek, scream scream' thing? I'm jumping on it although firstly, the world ain't gonna blow up... my deadline is up to 2018, not 2012.

2/3 of the world's population will go 'pop' due to lack of food (whichever govenment came up with the 'let's convert foodstuff into fuel even though our people are starving, we'd get more money that way!). I wanna laugh at those asshats when the money they've saved up isn't even enough to last them a week 'cause by that time food prices would've gone into the troposphere.

Let's not forget those chemical / seed companies that tell farmers, that their 'genetically modified' seeds will only yield 1 crop and you'll have to keep buying fertilizer and more seeds from us. Outcome of this?

1. Farmers gets screwed & can't survive.
2. Kill themselves due to soaring debts or drop the profession.
3. We all have less food produced.

Bird Flu mutation, you all saw that coming a mile away huh? Tell that to the wise asses, high up in their corporate companies.

Oh yes, how can we forget the hellstorm brewing in the Middle East? Conflicts between Israel and Iran... Outcome? Either we get a Nuclear tennis match or the so-called 'Nuclear energy for good' will be spread far and wide. As they say, spread the love... and nuclear radiation...

Thank you for tuning in. This is your quackpot host, signing off.

*Disclaimer* Whoever reads this the wrong way or what-not, deal with it... It's an analysis of things to come but some random dude, sane or not sane.

Woof

"Woof.
Woof?
Woof!
Woof..."

-Wise Words of a Random Mutt

Wow, the wisdom that you can get by speaking to various things.
Take a plant for example, I spoke to the plant outside my house this morning.
Conversation as follows:
Me: So, how do avoid the crap from higher ups and ass hats of people?
Pat the Plant: ...
Me: Whoa, smart move... then what'd you do when folks try to extort or mug you?
Pat the Plant: ...
Me: Damn, this guy's a pro.

So you see, you never know what kind of skills you may learn from the things around you.

On another note.... boredom seems to be a lifestyle for meself.
It's like watching a penguin tap-dancing on a chunk of ice that broke off some random ice sheet. It's fun but after a while it gets boring, then you'd hope/wish that some walrus with red boxing gloves rocks up and fights with the penguin. Penguin gets knocked off and disappears into the sea... only to appear 5 mins later with a nuclear sub bristling with a gatling gun! The walrus then gets perforated and falls into the sea. Then some polar bear comes up and K.O's the penguin and eats him.

How that sums up my day, I have no idea.

Went to my Fish-tank room and stared at the fishes for about 30 mins today. The fishes were cool, floating around and all.

So far, my FYP's been like this:
1st week : Build stuff
2nd week: Test the stuff I built... or try to but no staff to access the place...
3rd week: Try to test again but I need to wait for the vendor of some thing to come down...

All in all... I'm still Floating...

To sleep or not to sleep...

FYP, the event where all involved students are bored out of their minds, where their attempts to slack are foiled by passing DT's & Staff.

In my recent "patrol" around Block S, I happened to wander past a 'fish-tank' room where, lo and behold, some jackass was sleeping on a pillow...
I had the mind to go in there, smack him and steal his pillow but was thwarted by the aforementioned student's manager walking in and reprimanding the whole room.
Damn bad timing, it was a nice blue pillow too...

Tagged along with on of the security guards for their rounds, was kinda intresting walking around doing crap all... wonder how much they get paid...

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Had this blog for a while... just never bothered to put anything up...
I'm lazy, so sue me...

Anyway, brief summary:

1. FYP (Final year Project) is boring to hell, mostly strolling around campus and idling around.
   
2. IVP (Institute Varsirty polytechnic) is coming up... and somehow they signed me up for 110 Hurdles... feck...
   
3. No more exams... for poly anyway...
   
4. Had my "Idiots follow each other off a cliff" theory proven today @ 07:32... Involved
   an idiot and his pal try to force their way into the MRT at the same time I boarded. The verdict: They failed, fell on their asses and I had a nice laugh to start the morning.
5. I'm blogging... End of the world must be coming... Maybe that Hadron Collider.

And so thus ends the adventurers of me... so back to the wild blue yonder!
Tally Ho! and whatnot...


*Disclaimer: Author may / may no be of sound mind at the time of posting.*